That is Classic. I always have a story, y'all know that. Here is another story. We have a Guy in maintenance from Bangladesh. He has been in just shy of 6 years, he is getting out in a couple months. Degree in Textile Engineering.
When we were in Korea, someone told him to go find some Rotor Wash. No shit. He took a bus from Camp Humphrey to Osan Air Base, 3 days later he came back with,......a 5 gallon bucket of Rotor Wash.
Last year in Iraq, our most senior E7, told him to go down to our support unit to get a box of S T 1. (St One=STONE.) As he left, that E7 ran over to our PC (production control0 office and got them in on it. They called the 615 (support unit) PC, and they filled a small box full of rocks. He picked up the box, brought it back, and that E7 had him open it.
It sounds kinda messed up. But this dude is a retard. Whenever someone confronts him about screwing up, he acts like he doesn't understand English, and whenever he came down on UCMJ, he pulled the race card.
He was pinned E5 in Iraq. Never went to a board, never EARNED anything, the Army just gave it to him because he has been in for awhile. Our chain of command did everything they could to keep him from getting it, but again, he pulled the race card.