HOW THE HELL IS PING PONG AN OLYMPIC SPORT!!!
Holy Crap! That is like the fat kid at summer camp that couldn't play a real sport event.
And what's that other damn backyard game?.....the one with the little birdie thing?
I know it's a kinder, gentler, be-more-politically-correct type society know, but DAMN IT, it someone has no athletic ability, don't make up BS events just so they can participate.
That's what the friggin Special Olympics are for.