Bwaaahahahaha!!!
It's my charming personality and compassion for the human race.
Aww hell that aint it.. Musta been a bribe..
Come on man........you KNOW it's my kind, considerate, and compassionate demeanor that wins the hearts and minds of my fellow man.....
Really, I'm a humanitarian.....
(clouds form)
(thunder rolls)
(lightning strikes)
(Rich's keyboard bursts into flames)