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Offline lilfroger

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ate a Duracr@p
« on: June 27, 2008, 02:42:17 am »
So I left work early the other day cause I was feeling horrible.  Traffic was light and I was chugging down the road when at a light traffic bunched up behind this old fart in a station wagon.

I had this chipped Duracr@p in front of me and I decided to take the second lane before he could  ::)  I just pushed that little go-go pedal down and away I went.

1/2 a mile later I'm pulling up to the light and he is running up behind me with all he got.  He was peaved when he pulled up next to me and realized two things: A: I'm a girl  :clap: :clap: and B: I was in the 1500 4.7  :devil2: :devil2:

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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2008, 02:47:47 am »
I monkey stomped a Trans Am the other day.

Was heading home and coming across the bridge into Alabama and me and him are at the light.

I wasn't planning on mesing with him, but he took off like a jackass from the light and big daddy wasn't havin it.

Rolled up behind him, moved over and it was over. Too bad he was on the left and I couldn't get him with the gas face.

Sorry racer boy, torque will kill hp anyday on the hills.

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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 10:04:41 pm »
haha nice!! i hate them chevys there so ugly... and slow obviously haha
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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 03:27:11 pm »
 I was headed down 78 last night (PA) from our Rave theater (saw kung fu panda, good stuff  skadoosh!!) If ya dont know which ya prolly dont. Everyone and their grandpa brings their ricers to the rave. So im leavin the theater headed down the road when a black lil civic with a fart can comes up behind me and tries to pass on the right. Hes just bein a dick cuz im already doin 70. So next thing he knows before he can ge his lil butt up to my cab i put the hammer down, next thing i know im doin 110  got scared cuz my tires are def not rated for that speed.. My girl screams a lil (yes actual girl, truck did roar though :ph34r:)  and I kick the crap out of the civic. We pull up to the next light he sees me and my girl laughin and yells that a hemi? haha nope.  True story.....mah baby loves mah truck btw she loves goin fast.


My lug nuts take more torque than your ricer makes.

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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2008, 05:45:41 am »
stories like these make me want to slip a cummins in my truck....

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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2008, 06:24:22 am »
stories like these make me want to slip a cummins in my truck....



I would like to see that, instead of just an air intake stucking out of the hood, you would have the whole top 1/4 of the engine sticking out. :saddam:



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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2008, 06:28:25 am »
stories like these make me want to slip a cummins in my truck....

Yeah but I was in the 4.7 not the 5.9 :D
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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2008, 05:05:59 pm »
Hhhhhhh, I hate you all. I have to get rid of the DPF before I can do any other performance mods.
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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 05:27:01 am »
that and fix your damn rad, been bout 4 months now since you hit a fat chick with yer truck and bent the rad to crap.


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Re: ate a Duracr@p
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 08:36:23 pm »
Ill fix it when it pops. It still works, temp has not changed at all, so why bother with it?
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