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Offline SH0K0TA

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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 08:57:05 am »
The day I change my voice mail because my GF can't rememeber the first 12 times I told her I'd be in Europe for 2 weeks, is right about the time I want someone to use a 2" hole saw on my head and scoop out what's left of my brains.


Is this before or after your wife gets done killing you for finding out you have a GF :lol:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i was thinking the same thing!!! hahahahaha

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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 11:56:59 am »
Kitty, how many times do you reach someone's voicemail and you actually pay attention to what they are saying?  I know I very rarely do.  And I doubt that would of helped in this situation, she seems like such an air head that she still would of called him 30-40 times asking when he'd be getting back that she missed him, hoping he was having fun without her, and things along those lines. 
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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2009, 03:17:44 am »
i actually do listen to them Philip has me trained as does Laz they leave some pretty funny s&^t on theirs it's a crack up to listen


just because you never listen to them doesn't mean everyone else does....


plus ur voicemail is lame spice it up









note: anybody calling mine at this point gets Lady Gaga lyrics ....course the last one was ummmmmmmmmm  descriptive lol a warning for those idiots who call me when they know i'm sleeping

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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2009, 12:35:29 pm »
I'm sorry that I don't have the imagination of you Kitty.  If you come up with an idea that I should put as my vm message let me know.  But remember, this is also my work phone, so no funky shit that will have my boss going  ::?:
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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2009, 04:02:16 pm »
why i make my bosses do that all the time??

course i do warn them when they hire me not to always pay attention to the rant on there :lol:  except exxon there was one just for that boss after he worked me a month with no days off my first one off and he tried calling me in

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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2009, 04:10:05 pm »
Actually, I had a message for Fred like that after working that 80 hour week druing the blizzard.

And I don't have a selective memory, I just don't remember too much that I don't feel is worth remembering. 
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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2009, 04:40:10 pm »
yet i bet he can still remember the :quote:code:quote: to plate

2 eggs over medium plate raisin covered smothered chopped and diced



GAH i can't believe i remember the call for that kind of order

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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2009, 05:14:58 pm »
Of course I remember the mark for that order.  I ran one of those restuarants up until a year ago, and worked in one for nearly 8 years, I don't think I'll ever forget.  Hell, Kristin and I stopped in to see some old coworkers not too long ago, and I had to correct the waitress on the order, she called it in wrong.  Both she and the cook just looked at me as I called the order in myself.  ;D 

Damn, that  :hijack: didn't take too long.
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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2009, 03:26:40 am »
That vid was sad and hilarious all at the same time. :lol:
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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2009, 05:18:32 am »
Reminds me of a batshite ex from years past...
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Re: Women don't listen
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2009, 05:59:24 pm »
hahaha that was great he is soo much better without that air head


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